Chris Vee is the Swingers Comedian and host of Swingers Online Radio. He’s also CEO of L.F.M. (Lifestyle Finest Moments), the largest lifestyle community in the state of Texas and growing throughout the U.S, as well as co-CEO of party promoters NautiRave & Wet En Wild.

Kasidie: Wow!  You keep yourself busy. How do you manage all this?

Chris Vee: It is very time consuming but, I write everything down and I have a wonderful team. Having everything written down and working with my team helps when I plan parties, events and other promotions.

Kasidie: What’s your day job?

Chris Vee: I’m in the Telecommunications field.

Kasidie: How long have you being doing stand up comedy?

Chris Vee: All my life, I was born this way like most comics are. I do funny things 24/7. I even make funny noises, when I sleep. I have been a professional comedian for 12 years.

Kasidie: How did you become the swinger’s comedian?

Chris Vee: When my wife and I first got into the lifestyle, a swingers club asks me to put together a comedy show. I wrote my first five minutes of swinger’s material (from my own lifestyle experiences) to go along with my vanilla material. The swinger’s jokes were hitting the nail right on the head. That same night they booked me again. One year later. I came back with a 30 minute swinger’s routine and I knew what kind of jokes I should be writing.

Kasidie: How involved is your wife with all this?

Chris Vee: 101%

Kasidie: How did you guys meet?

Chris Vee: We met at a 7-Eleven gas station, when we were right out of high school. Oh thank heaven!

Kasidie: How did you get into the lifestyle?

Chris Vee: My Wife, Crissy wanted to be with another female & I wanted a 3-some. 3-some are hard to come by so, along our journey came across swingers clubs and dating sites like, Kasidie.com

Kasidie: What keeps your relationship strong?

Chris Vee: Muscle Milk, 3 times a day! We love each other and we are able to be totally open with are feelings about everything.

Kasidie: How do you feel about stuck up or cliquish people?

Chris Vee: I try not to think about them too much and hang around the people that make feel good. I can be friends with everyone. That doesn’t mean we will have sex with them. It just means I treat people, the same way I want them to treat my wife and I.

Kasidie: What accomplishment(s) are you most proud of?

Chris Vee: Living my childhood dream of being a stand up comedian. Stand up has taking me many places like Las Vegas, New York, Last Comic Standing, radio and, Improv. Just to name a few things.

Kasidie: Are you and your wife “out”? If so, how does that sit with your family and work?

Chris Vee: I’m out, I’m honest with everyone I’m not ashamed of the way I live my life. My wife stays more in the back ground and just peeks her head out.

Kasidie: Were can other couples find you?

Chris Vee: On Kasidie as SwingersComic. And I live in Dallas, so we’re usually at one of the local swinger clubs such as Iniquity.

Kasidie: What is your favorite swingers club?

Chris Vee: It’s hard to say. I have been to some really good ones and some really bad ones.

Kasidie: What do you think about Kasidie.com?

Chris Vee: I really like it! It’s very well done and updated. I have noticed there is a ton of things to do on the site. I saw a lot of features that other dating sites don’t have. I love all the good-looking members.

Chris Vee’s Events - www.bbbevent.com

Kasidie: What’s the difference between NautiRave, Wet En Wild and LFM?

Chris Vee: NautiRave was a combination of two communities that started BBB and also got together for two Cruises. The host for the Rave community had to step out and they decided to combine the communities into one and continue BBB. This is why I formed Wet en Wild, with the Nauti group combined with Rave to do nothing but BBB and maybe a trip or Cruise, there was no community/group left have local lake parties and tie-ups. L.F.M. is my group alone, I have a lot of help running it but it started with a way to spread my Swingers Comedy routine in 2001 and, it just keep growing. L.F.M. has mostly large club parties like my Texans and Outlaws or Pimps & Patron etc. So you could break it down like this -
NautiRave - BBB, Cruises and Hedo/Desire trips
WetenWild - BBB and Lake Parties
L.F.M. - Club comedy shows and really large club parties.

Kasidie: NautiRave is listed as 69 years old, what gives?

Chris Vee: Because NautiRave is more than just one couple, you have a group of people handling the community. Harmoniccpl is the main couple. WetenWild is the same kind of setup, we are the main couple with Harmoniccpl helping us, we are not 36 and 37 lol and Harmoniccpl hasn’t seen that age in years LMAO.

Kasidie: Lots and lots of water related events? Is that a fetish, a passion, or were you just raised on a boat?

Chris Vee: I have a water fetish, pee on me I’ll be your friend forever… JUST JOKING!! That’s Sick… I bought my first boat and I enjoyed being on the lake so much that I decided wanted to do water parties all summer, every summer.

Kasidie: You say your events benefit a charity?

Chris Vee: Yes, a few events a year are for charity.

Kasidie: How did that start?

Chris Vee: Being a entertainer, the hardest gig I had was making dying kids at the hospital laugh but, it feels real good when you do. I thought to myself, man this could be one of my kids. Kids have no control of getting sick with a terminal illness so, the best way to “pay it forward” is to help dying kids find hope to live. I pick one my big parties every year and send ST. Jude a check for 50% of my profits. The last 2 years the money came from the BBB event. ST. Jude uses the donations to find cures and, to help families that can’t afford the medications & hospital cost for their child. Anyone can send in a donation. I don’t tell them it came from a swinger’s party but, when its life or death it doesn’t matter.

Then along the way, I inherited The Veterans Day Party from an ex party promoter. I took this party over because it helps our hurt military Vets and their families. I send a check for 50% of my profits to the Disabled Veterans Fund.

Kasidie: You mean you make money from hosting parties and comedy shows?

Chris Vee: Yes! Its way too much work & time to host parties for free. If I can fill a club with an average of 100 couples at 50 bucks or so a pop, why should the club owner get all the money?

Kasidie: How much do you make from host events?

Chris Vee: Each event or club party is different; I take 25 to 50% of the door or a flat rate. Then in my contract I also work out a door fee discount for the LFM members on most parties. This way it works out for everyone. LFM is the first lifestyle community to give discounts to members for the club parties and events they enjoy.

Kasidie: How much time do you spend on the professional side of your swinger activities, hosting events and performing stand-up comedy?

Chris Vee: About 18 hour’s everyday. I will take a day or two break, here and their. I’ve learned to multitask

Kasidie: Are you able to still have fun as a swinger, or is your schedule all work and no play?

Chris Vee: I go to other people’s parties to play but I really do try to have fun at all my events as well.

Kasidie: What’s the least glamorous thing you do in the line of event host duty?

Chris Vee: Seeing the inside of swingers clubs, with the lights on.

Kasidie: What’s your favorite thing about your events?

Chris Vee: I love beautiful naked women and hot steamy sex.

Kasidie: What’s your biggest event? What’s your best event, if different?

Chris Vee: CO-Hosting, “BBB” BUTTS, BOOBS, & BOATS under the Wet en Wild community. BBB is the largest lifestyle party in Texas. This year we have filled up a resort and 5 hotels. This party draws about 1,500 people. Check out the Parties tab on Kasidie for more details.

And the “TEXANS & OUTLAWS” party and the “VETERANS DAY” party under the L.F.M. community are great. These parties draw a little over 200 couples per party.

Kasidie: What can event hosts do better in the lifestyle in general?

Chris Vee: Network, and come up expensive & original events.

Chris Vee’s Comedy - www.swingerscomedian.com

Kasidie: What (or who) is your inspiration for your material?

Chris Vee: From my own experiences. I tried to be inspired by other comics, but no other comic in the world lives my lifestyle. I’m the first and only swinger’s comedian in the world. It’s like this is what I was born to do. My favorite comedians are Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Chris Rock, Sam Kinison and, Eddie Murphy. Lenny Bruce is the only comedian I can 90% relate to. Thinks to Lenny, we have freedom of speech in public places.

Kasidie: How did Lenny Bruce do that?

Chris Vee: He was the first public speaker/comedian to use foul language and talk openly about sex in the 50’s. He even went to jail to fight for freedom of speech, to say whatever his mind could think of. Lenny Bruce was way ahead of his time.

Kasidie: Give us a few of your best one-liners…

Chris Vee: “How can you tell if you have a high sperm count? She has to chew before, she swallows.”

“It was hard for me to start swinging at first because; I didn’t want someone else’s wife to tell me I cum too fast.”

“Party like a PORN STAR??? Fuck that! That is way too much work. Party like a SWINGER, now that’s fun!”

Kasidie: Have you ever performed swinger comedy on a vanilla stage? How’d that go over?

Chris Vee: Yes! The general swingers jokes go well but the more detailed ones go over their head. They don’t get it because they can’t relate to the joke. The ones that do get it are afraid to laugh out loud at a comedy club.

Kasidie: Do you still tour the comedy club circuit?

Chris Vee: A few times a year but for the most part I stay too busy with lifestyle events. I’d rather perform for a lifestyle audience any day. Most of the material I write is more toward the lifestyle because that’s what I’m around most of the time.

Chris Vee’s Radio Show - www.swingersonlineradio.com

Kasidie: Tell us about your new radio show?

Chris Vee: It is a swingers talk show that swingers want to hear! Sexy, Dirty, Rude & Hilarious. They just log on to www.swingersonlineradio.com. Swinger Online Radio is also good when you having a house party and you don’t want to hassle with loading the party songs to your I-Pod. Swinger Online Radio is always playing the newest club hits 24/7.

Kasidie: When did it launch?

Chris Vee: The first show was Wednesday, May 6th at 9pm Central time.

Kasidie: How can people listen to it?

Chris Vee: They can log on to www.swingersonlineradio.com at 9pm central time, the first Wednesday of every month for the live show.

Kasidie: Will it have a YouTube component?

Chris Vee: Not at this time because, I want to interview others in the lifestyle and people are more open to having there voice heard then being on a video. I think askdanandjennifer.com has the YouTube thing covered and doing a great job.

Kasidie: Do you know Dan and Jennifer from AskDanAndJennifer.com ?

Chris Vee: Nope, but I have seen a few videos on YouTube.

Bonus Time with Chris Vee

Kasidie: Okay, all this PLUS your own line of t-shirts, candles and furniture? So you never sleep, right?

Chris Vee: I feel like I never sleep but I sneak in at least 6 hours every day. Yes, I have my own line of swinger shirts. I have seen the ones out on the market they are not that funny. A swinger shirts needs to be funny or what’s the point! A good candle always sets the mood when you’re in swinger mode. So I created the Vee Candle, a triple scented candle that smell good and burns a long time. The candle line has funny names to make then a “novelty”; “Clean Pussy”, “Dirty Ass”, “Jungle love”, “Sweaty Balls”, “Cherry Squirt”, “Harry Dick”, “Sour Puss” and “Wild Orgy” to name a few. I’ve seen many sex chairs but none that looks comfortable for both partners, so I designed my own I call the Vee Chair. With the Vee chair you can have fun in many positions, with or without restraints. I also sell a Chris Vee “Cock Blocker Flag”. They bring laughs to a house party.

Kasidie: Well I thank you for taking time to visit with us to today and, good luck with everything.

Chris Vee: You bet, and good luck to you as well. Kasidie is a great site for everyone in the lifestyle.